Good to see two Ben stories today. Keep it up!

Wow. He must have BEN working on that impression for a while!

A +1 for you and a hearty laugh from me, you magnificent bastard.

For sure. Enjoy!

If you like soccer, I guess.

Ah. A devastating blow to “Donald Drumpf”! Well played, you beautiful bastard. Three cheers, one Kinja star and a tip of my cap to you, good sir. You’ve won all the internets today.

I like them all. Each and every mascot serves its purpose - their antics bring energy and levity to the big game, they’re a symbol of pride for fans of each team to rally around and they’re fun for kids and adults alike.

you’re actually confusing him with the similarly named “Zac Efron”. how wild would it be if these two guys were the same person.... damn

Wow. You got this fun happy song about dancing and having a good time and you wouldn’t think a bunch of angry soccer thugs would like it, but there you go. Just another example of God’s Miracles.

I sure as hell don’t. I don’t watch it though. Not sure what the deal is for people who do

Never heard of this guy. I don’t watch soccer though.

Thanks! That guy really set it up for me though.

Haha yeah. Then he probably uses his eye laser beams to heat it up

Mmm yes an Academy Award nominated film. Bagel Bites. Interesting point, makes a lot of sense.

Mmm yes an Academy Award nominated film. Bagel Bites. Interesting point, makes a lot of sense.

fuckin... Mailbag Man

damn that Cubs Brewers letter is a month old

What the hell are you talking about?

What the hell are you talking about?

It was selected by the Academy as one of the ten best films of the entire year. You can watch it as many times as you want in a single day for one fucking dollar. Tell me what this is “simply” again?

It was selected by the Academy as one of the ten best films of the entire year. You can watch it as many times as…

A mere dollar for an Academy Award Best Picture nominee.... there’s no way this is real. This cannot be fucking happening

A mere dollar for an Academy Award Best Picture nominee.... there’s no way this is real. This cannot be fucking…

what the fuck