man there’s absolutely no one in the world more insecure and defensive and sensitive than someone who’s way too into video games
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damn my eyeballs just popped out and turned into big heart symbols out of lust for these women
Hilariously overweight baseball superstar Prince Fielder often tells me the same thing. Don’t worry, as I will continue to make jokes about his weight and laugh at his expense
i disagree with Sarah Palin on this one
haha. the classic font for idiots
it’s pretty crazy how that works
He’s doing the things the living Darryl Dawkins used to do in heaven now.
Haha, I can see it now
Coach: “Brian Hoyer’s gonna be our starting QB”
Cushing: “Ugh, he’s terrible” /vomits
He’s probably vomiting due to the poor play of his starting quarterback. The guy was probably throwing interceptions left and right and making mistakes, and Brian was so disgusted he barfed all over the field
Wow. They don’t call it “Hard Knocks” for nothing! It’s due to the brutal nature of football
Petrino? more like Paterno
in Soviet Moscow, clothes that are stolen by the football players are returned by their coach and no charges are filed
this shooter is definitely gonna be enjoying a “Subway footlong” in prison!
True. The way I see it, there’s no defending this one. Just a bad move all around
The “Hardman Complex”? sounds like [athlete who famously suffered from erectile dysfunction. any of those in the news lately? Anderson Silva I guess] Anderson Silva to me
that’s crazy. at first I was thinking “wait, the Cincinnati Bengals?” but that’s a professional team, where the players are paid to play football rather than having money stolen from them.
I guess the players are sometimes fined there too, but usually the fines are only a small fraction of the salary they’re paid as…
luckily Michael Vick is an Eagles fan too. Unfortunately, he’s not much of a Dogs fan, which seems fitting when you consider his legal troubles surrounding his notorious status as the leader of a dogfighting ring
haha yeah, what’s next, Cincinnati?? people hate that place
or Detroit, that would be another funny place for him to end up
yeah, tripping over one of the dogs that was part of his much maligned dogfighting ring, for which he is so notorious