That may be true, but you have to consider that Michael Vick is infamous for having run a dogfighting ring, so it only makes sense that the dogs have been unkind to him, due to his cruel treatment of dogs in the past

quite appropriate, when you consider Michael Vick’s controversial past as the leader of a dogfighting ring. I’m sure you didn’t mean “dogs” in that sense, but it’s ironic and fitting nonetheless

yep, looks like he’s running a catfighting ring now, if the title of that article is any indication. he used to run a dogfighting ring, but now, it looks like times have changed. just more controversy in the notoriously controversial life of the polarizing quarterback Michael Vick

strangely, it’s even more fitting when you consider that Michael Vick is notorious for running a dogfighting ring

Thanks!

Huh. The way I see it, this seems to be just another instance in what one can only consider a decades-long string of terrible luck for his team, the Cleveland Browns

wait a second. women aren’t man

“Mr. Robot creator Sam Esmail told Reddit that “Fight Club is one of my favorite films of all time.””

can’t wait to see what kind of implement the head coach of the Cardinals will be violated with

the butthole promotion is for inside the stadium only and doesn’t apply to the parking lot. didn’t you used to research before you did these?

big fat Prince Fielder

balls, maybe? do they do that in there? pretty crazy

“did somebody say ‘chip shot?’”

one might even go so far as to posit something along the lines of “Dicksburgh”

i think he was confusing “Nazis” with “Nazr Mohammed”, the famous Muslim basketball player. something like that, maybe. anyway see you guys later

weirdly enough, during my daily rumination on prison rape I was thinking about how Subway breads kind of correspond to the size and shape of different dicks. sort of a weird coincidence

“Shittsburgh”. You can have that one free of charge. Give me credit if you put it in there please

How’d it go?? It went terrible! They did the Holocaust!!

Weird, this guy writes a column bashing a team that’s better than his and I’M the one whose butthurt. Might have to write a column taking down his precious fragile little Vikings so he can see what it feels like. Or better yet, he can write one himself, because that would ever happen

more like Ryan Leaf, the disgraced former football player