haha no doubt. the player was unhappy that he messed up a baseball play. so unhappy, it was as if he had participated in gay sex

Heh, “Bush League”. That’s what I call the softball league that I started with the two former presidents George Bush. That’s what we call it, the “Bush League”.

nice

buh????

thassa the spicy a-meat-a-ball!!

nah he definitely eats ham

that’s your opinion

most likely

“There will be lawyers”

“Served with a defibrillator”

“The only ham sandwich trade I’m interested in is trading whatever non-food item I have for that delicious sandwich”

probably because of his recent controversy

As soon as it happened, I knew sports media would be discussing this event. I knew opinions would be coming from all sides from journalists who are paid to discuss these things. And what do you know, I’m fuckin Nostradamus over here

lot of fun and wacky dialects in this edition of Why Your Team Sucks. good stuff

You guys remember that classic viral story from a few years ago? Where the woman screwed up some painting of Jesus and made it look weird or something? This kind of reminds me of that, in how they both don’t really look like the intended subject and are just kind of ridiculous. Anyway, have a good hump day, everyone

Good luck out there to all the Arizona supporters. Maybe you like another team more and would prefer them do well instead, but the way I see it, more good teams means more good football, leading to more of those classic moments we all love. Anyway, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose; that’s just how the game…

Often true, in my experience.

Good advice. What if you make an impulse purchase that you later regret? Just one of many reasons why an impulse purchase can be inadvisable, to say the least

That’s definitely true. Will I delete the joke? Not a chance

Hmm. He has a bad haircut, and yet, seems to be happy and content with his life, or at least is so for a brief moment.