I think this one went over your head. “September” is a classic song by the group Earth Wind and Fire, and the following month, October, is the month in which Barry Bonds found so little success

It’s funny... Barry Bonds can be seen here dancing to Earth Wind and Fire, who released a classic track called “September”. And yet, Bonds was never victorious in baseball’s “big dance”, the World Series, which takes place in October. Just a funny coincidence

This is a funny coincidence, since one of Earth Wind and Fire’s most popular songs is the classic “September”, and Barry Bonds so rarely had any success in October, which is when the baseball postseason takes place.

Barry Bonds had very little postseason success, which just goes to show why his favorite song by Earth Wind and Fire was their hit “September”. Why? Because the playoffs, for the most part, take place in the following month, October

Barry Bonds. Hell of a ballplayer. He ran into some controversy in his day, but the way I see it, he sure hit a lot of dingers.

I was. it’s five

That’s a fair point. When you think about it, this has been and will be the case in all contests. Another exciting quirk of our national pastime

Another player about whom you might be heard to use the double entendre “rounds out the top 5” would be notoriously overweight baseball star Prince Fielder. Due to his size and voracious appetite

Alex Rodriguez. A name mired in controversy. And yet, a strong ballplayer overall, in my estimation.

“Only in baseball”, as I always say.

Nice. If you’re a fan of the home team, it was definitely the night for you. For visiting fans at the home stadium, perhaps not so much. But, in my opinion, that’s how it goes sometimes.

“Damn. I wanted to strike him out or get an out some other way. I didn’t want to put him on base, especially now that my pitch count has increased significantly”

but if you’re prepared for that, go ahead. that’s how i see it

“mmm did someone say Chip?”

News is breaking that legendarily overweight baseball superstar Prince Fielder was ejected too. It seems that, due to his ceaseless hunger, he ate too many snacks from the concession stand and didn’t leave enough for anyone else to enjoy

the Star Wars post is pretty easily the least interesting story ever told

This guy is “nuts” - in more ways than one!! Two totally different ways!

I don’t know

“Wow. Really want to eat all those weeds and grass stalks and whatever”

Unfortunately not; they were all killed in the nuclear blast