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the title of this post references a famous song. i recognized the reference and am here to let you all know that. please star this comment so we can be “in on it” together as it were

Wow you guys got pranked up good and hard. These voggers made a fool out of you,

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“What are thooooose?”

“They’re the new breakfast tacos from Taco Bell, hilariously overweight baseball superstar Prince Fielder”

“I voted for Rice”

“Ham Yes”

not to be confused with the other Bert Sugar, the classic nickname of baseball personality Prince Fielder, who is as famous for his weight as he is for his playing ability

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not to be confused with the Butter Man, the classic nickname of baseball personality Prince Fielder, who is as famous for his weight as he is for his playing ability

“My walk-up music is by famed rap group the Fat Boys. I feel that it’s appropriate, due to the great weight and insatiable hunger we have in common”

How about that Floyd Mayweather. He’s the guy where everyone’s always talking about how he’s so good. This other guy, I never even heard tell of

He was probably growling because he caught rotund baseball superstar Prince Fielder eyeing his food bowl. The joke is that the man is so fat and so hungry that he would even eat food made for dogs, not humans

“You’re forgetting about the bags of Funyuns I buried under first base in Global Life Park in Arlington, where I play baseball”

“Did somebody say ‘burgerized’”?

“I endorse White Castle. It’s a great fast food restaurant where I eat often, due to my constant desire for unhealthy food”

Oh no. He had better avoid the clutches of constantly hungry and laughably overweight baseball superstar Prince Fielder

“Did someone say ham? My ears perk up and I begin salivating at the mere mention of what sounds like some kind of food item”

“None of those. It was eaten by me, overweight baseball player Prince Fielder”

Sounds like something hilariously overweight baseball legend Prince Fielder would do, due to his large size and insatiable hunger

“Racing” towards a “hamburger”? Sounds like famously obese baseball star Prince Fielder of the Texas Rangers