Did someone say Juan Olive?? I would love to add to my massive girth by eating an olive

Prince Fielder wishes he ate the burger. He’s a baseball player who is notoriously overw

“whoa, did you say the Royals and Blue Jays ATE each other??”

people who know who he is

ooh what a perfectly droll bon mot

“The early morning dew? How about the early Mountain Dew”

yeah, did you guys know John Lennon was in the Beatles? It’s true!

“Did someone say ‘wet bread’? I would love to eat some wet bread and pack more unsightly pounds onto my massive frame”

overweight baseball player Prince Fielder recently had a raise to 23,000 as well. However, in this instance, the amount in question was not dollars, but pounds, due to his overeating

probably overweight baseball player Prince Fielder, a large and hungry man who seems even larger when compared to his athletic peers

2022. Also known as the weight in pounds of the famously large baseball player Prince Fielder. He’s a big fat man

“Did someone say ‘eating a big slice of the pie’? That’s a thing I love to do, which is the reason for my famously large body”

Haha. He must have been watching Prince Fielder really going to town on a hot dog or hamburger or some other kind of classic ballpark food

And at the back of the line? Why Prince Fielder of course, who is far too overweight to run as fast as the others

Haha. Sounds like Prince Fielder was in the park! He was farting due to the huge amounts of food he just ate

Ha! Prince Fielder’s so fat, he’s more excited about a simple sandwich than his new teammates. If you’re unfamiliar with Prince Fielder, he is a baseball player who is notoriously overw

nice. hope you goof real hard on the hot takes. give em the business

Haha. Reminds me of a basketball player I don’t like very much, who doesn’t seem to put in much effort on the court. Josh Smith, maybe? heh

heh. sounds like lately, this guy, instead of his name being Vin Baker, would be more appropriately called something along the lines of Scone Baker, since that will likely be one of his roles at his new position

haha, yeah. THAT’s really hard to believe.... NOT (Borat voice)