haha, 1738, pretty sure that’s what Prince Fielder weighs in pounds. or the amount of burgers he ate last night or something, heh. he is famously overweight

i don’t get it

John Smoltz probably told Prince Fielder he can’t have another sandwich or something, what a big fat man

Prince Fielder is fat

Shane Loserino. anyone thought of that one before? you’re welcome

There’s no way around it. This man is a Rude Dude.

that’s pretty funny. good job LeSean McCoy

hmm that is pretty insane

it’s not an effort thing

i’m not gonna watch a fuckin colin cowherd video, what did he say

This is cool, but if you pay attention to the subtext here, it looks like he’s just trying to get laid

Heh, they should change their name to the Oakland GRADERS. The grade that they would give themselves would be an F, for their poor football play over the course of multiple seasons

seems like a damn nerd to me. probably struck the hell out thinking about math angles

Well, the theory is that they thought LaMarcus Aldridge, a basketball player, was actually JaMarcus Russell, the former Raiders quarterback who performed so poorly for them. Why would they meet with either of those people right now? Who can say.

Heh. Another guy whom you might posit has been “owned so hard by food” is Prince Fielder. Larger than a typical baseball player, Prince Fielder is often th

sucks that you had to watch Pixels starring Adam Sandler

video game

superhero is better than video game

i mean, you can’t only assume that. you can also assume it’s a figure of speech and Ty just seemed fucked up

imagine the kind of person who’s like, excited to click this headline