63/323=.5. Learn something new everyday!

the sea was angry that day, my friends

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

Honestly, this Kaep thing just makes me want to hold a bunch of Trump voters hostage until one of them tells me what the crucified FUCK the national anthem has to do with the troops.

I mean, that’s an adorable pair of points to make, but for the first two years of his career the team around him was flat out bad, and everyone knows a rookie quarterback is suspect.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Methinks the Ley-dy doth protest too much.

I did but only because I’m Asian I don’t really expect people to get that one. The irony in getting called that as someone who is Japanese and whose people really really hate Chinese people was not lost on me.

D.B. Pooper

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

The only golf course in the world where you can hit a hole in everything.

Instead of sending a Christmas Card to a felon, why don’t we just do them a solid and give them a wad of cash and a gun and let them go free?

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Ewwwww

Naw

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