thezackdangerbrown
Zack Danger Brown
thezackdangerbrown

What’s your point? Given the climate in the country - non-stop shootings of unarmed black men by police, an openly racist presidential candidate, and increasingly frequent public displays of racism - why wouldn’t these kids want to protest what happened at their campus? It’s an expression that they’re not going to

Hey, it’s a free country, I can’t legally stop you from fucking yourself, can only tell you it’s a bad idea that will lead the country to unimaginable strife.

No, there isn’t.

Agreed. The later is much more powerful.

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

I did. I thought that.

“If you throw that fastball as straight as an arrow and lay it right over the middle of the plate, your liable to watch it fly all the way out of the ballpark.”

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

people without kids by their mid thirties (wtf grow up)

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out.

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

Bringing Frank Caliendo into this was a low blow.

To all the tut-tutting, poo-pooing assholes: Fuck off and go back to reading The Economist or whatever it is you do for fun. You know exactly what you’re getting with these videos. Don’t click and then feign surprise when it’s not what you were hoping it would be. It’s supposed to be silly.

If this game doesn’t convince people that the NFL overtime rules are stupid, I don’t know what will. Who in their right mind (besides Cardinals fans) wanted the game to end before getting to see Aaron Rodgers with the season on the line in a road playoff game in overtime?

Lil B the Based God