How fucking gullible do you have to be to fall for this shit? Warren has been flagging for months. Sanders is the new frontrunner. She’s hitting him with a targeted campaign. None of this shit is true. 

yes 100%

bruh those last two paragraphs 

eat vomit you fucking worm 

Fellow Ohioan here. In their defense, Ohio really does suck shit.

fuck off loser 

please explain why you think this is funny. 

because everyone gets mad at you when you fuck up, but also because nobody ever respected you all that much in the first place.

there’s no recovering from cadaver everything :(

a testicle that’s positioned higher than normal

If Williams were really concerned about Ward’s health, he wouldn’t throw him under the bus like that.

Lazy Rich Caucasian

“Fox Viewership Up in Massachusetts”

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

A live look at the victim:

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

NED RYERSON!?!?!

What have you done to reduce game-day traffic at Dodger’s Stadium!?

“On Deck: Musk To Put Dodgers Fans in Hole He Dugout”