The best part about Fat Guy Touchdowns is always the celebration. It’s like when one Fat Guy scores a touchdown, EVERY Fat Guy has scored a touchdown. Even the ones in the stands.

Holy shit, you married my sister?! Why didn’t anyone invite me?

“diamond chain with the Hennessy logo”, this seems like a gross misuse of diamonds

Since you felt the need to call me out, I would definitely watch a wooden boy plug away at a frightened but cooperative garden gnome.

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

It’s kidney, not “kid’s knee.”

BUT BRO THAT ONE YEAR ALABAMA COULD HAVE TOTALLY BEATEN THE LIONS

Stop trying to make “Gretchen Wieneresque” happen. Mean Girls is overrated.

I hate how much I like these shitty Lakers, and I want them to go back to being good so I can go back to hating them.

you can either: pull the desk into the hall (tho that is a bit extreme), talk them out of the room (takes skill), punk them into leaving (not good from an emotional viewpoint), or talk them into co-operation (sort of a last chance warning, but then you have to follow through). Throwing a student is never acceptable,…

Imagine if an African American security officer did this to a white high school student.

Thanks for taking the time.

Except the NFL’s antitrust exemption is limited only to negotiating broadcasting and media deals. When the league sought a total immunity from antitrust litigation, they lost in the Supreme Court (9-0 if I remember right).

And you’re unaware that Al Davis took the NFL to court over this exemption and won.

How about some empathy for the Bear? He has been having that recurring nightmare where he shows up to school naked, and now it’s really happening?

He could be bonding with dad... at a Raiders game!

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Or will you sit and wait for your master to return?