6 miles. 3 each way. In any weather. In Texas.
When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.
YOOOOUUUUU AND MMAAAEEEEE. MAAAEEEEEEEE AND YOOOOUUUUUUUU
Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.
I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.
Another rule supersedes this one, though:
It was ruled wrong by a cop-hating judge.
If they put up a ton of points on Denver, we’ll know if this offense is for real.
Not so much critique as chuckle knowingly to ourselves while we think, “Yes, that is a wise man. Woulda done like him, if I were in his shoes.”
He’s basically Greg Popovich without all the charm.
The thing with Belichick is that he hates 99% of the stupid questions that reporters ask (and I don’t blame him). But every once in a while he’ll get asked an actual football question and suddenly he’ll give you a 10 minute strategy dissertation off the cuff.
The worst part is that that terrible division will continue to be rammed down on our throats on Sunday and Monday Night Football.
Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”
So basically, Youtubers will have to follow basic TV standards, avoid strong language and controversial subject matters to keep the advertisers happy if they want to keep earning revenues.
I feel like we’re closer already.
Fuck that.
If you could go to every single map seed without a single load time, you might be right.
In related news, I'm banning hot ladies from hitting on me.
You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.