Apologies for hyperbole but this has got to be the dullest Star Wars trailer I’ve seen in a long time. Like, the idea is solid, but good God the guy looks and sounds like Starkiller without any “charisma” of the original. That cute droid is more interesting than he is.
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There’s a volcano erupting on the island and someone said, “well, we can’t just leave the dinosaurs there.”
Yeah. I miss the days when Kotaku did them weekly.
Nice to see we can’t have a gallery of 5 art pieces without a damn ad in there.
The beginning with the video game/avatars was in the original trailer from a few months ago
For those seeking a less graphic but thorough retelling of the events:
I thought I was going to get to read a buncha stuff they were surprised about.
I think, we all did.
I thought I was going to read how they got away with using Eggos without authorization from Kellogg.
“Please don’t do that to the table, that’s real mahogany....”
I miss the old ways. A proper list I could scroll with images and something I could read.
Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.
The first time I heard ‘extra’ used in that sense was when I was going out with a Jamaican girl in about 1979 / 1980. So while I can accept it isn’t common parlance in your personal milieu it wasn’t dreamed up in the past 12 months.
“In Marvel’s comics, the Inhumans have always been—for lack of a better phrase—extra as hell”
6 miles. 3 each way. In any weather. In Texas.
When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.
If you mean the teaser after the credits setting up the (hopeful) sequel, then sure.
In which one of these is the best friend a talking pie?
Malibu Stacy.....with a new hat!