thezachandwhite
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thezachandwhite
Apr 13 2019
24

Apologies for hyperbole but this has got to be the dullest Star Wars trailer I’ve seen in a long time. Like, the idea is solid, but good God the guy looks and sounds like Starkiller without any “charisma” of the original. That cute droid is more interesting than he is.

Jul 2 2018
104

Young black athlete, with “character concerns”?
All of Boston Sports Media:

Dec 3 2017
17

There’s a volcano erupting on the island and someone said, “well, we can’t just leave the dinosaurs there.”

Sep 20 2017
14

The beginning with the video game/avatars was in the original trailer from a few months ago

Aug 15 2017
73

I thought I was going to get to read a buncha stuff they were surprised about.

Aug 15 2017
214

I thought I was going to read how they got away with using Eggos without authorization from Kellogg.

Aug 14 2017
7

“Please don’t do that to the table, that’s real mahogany....”

Jul 13 2017
1.0K

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes. Read more

Jun 29 2017
24

The first time I heard ‘extra’ used in that sense was when I was going out with a Jamaican girl in about 1979 / 1980. So while I can accept it isn’t common parlance in your personal milieu it wasn’t dreamed up in the past 12 months.

Jun 29 2017
178

“In Marvel’s comics, the Inhumans have always been—for lack of a better phrase—extra as hell” Read more

Jan 19 2017
12

If you mean the teaser after the credits setting up the (hopeful) sequel, then sure.

Dec 12 2016
17

In which one of these is the best friend a talking pie?