I actually have notifications turned off for facebook. I know that’s my preference, but I guess there should be little difference between the web and client. Aside from the client (at least to my knowledge) doesn’t allow you to sort by most recent first. This is INCREDIBLY annoying to me. I have 0 interest in Top…

I don’t want to root. I rooted two tablets. I’m tired of rooting because that comes with its own inherent problems that I no longer want to deal with. I just want a phone that I can do what I want to it after I’ve paid, in some instances, $600 or more. That’s not too much to ask.

Dont invite your OCD friends over cause you are going to give them an aneurysm with this shit.

this is mesmerizing

Oh man, I know that Diesel stole the idea, but I will never tire of this video:

Did you read the article? At all? Jesus wept.

I have a life, and I’ll take my baby where I please. Anyone that has a problem with that can fuck right off.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

Aww. You can pitch me your ideas anytime. As long as you listen to mine and distract me right before I get to the point where I start to overanalyze a series of alternative dimensions stemming from the big bang, now broken apart by timespace expanding, needing to be reunited by WHAT WAS I THINKING YOU DIDN’T DO YOUR…

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

+1 wampum with happy ending

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

i’m a dallas native, and will always be a cowboy fan, although since tony romo, i’m embarrassed to admit it in public.

“You hate Romo? Who you gonna get?”

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

This exchange is hilarious. Sorry you had to deal with all that. For what it’s worth, your observations are totally on point. You can’t succeed if you don’t try; it’s really that simple.