you’ll never go back

if only you had used the pinkie-lift technique as perfected by this artist, you’d have been much happier, and perhaps you actually could have smiled.

“You make choices in life and sometimes they’re hard but you have to be a grown up.”

yep; i’m with you. ‘cept my reason is that i sound like this when i talk

agent keene’s bleached hair doesn’t fool me for a second.

i think he deserves all of your menstrual attention

totally agree. i’ve got 3 good pair (diff colors) ranging from $80-$275, but have worn each of them for about 10 years now. the occasional re-sole from the shoe shop, and a good shine every now and then, and I expect them to easily last another 10 years.

there; i made you an easy to use form-headline for the remainder of the season, should the cowboys win any additional games.

this is america, finally seeing the ugly truth coming out of new england.

sadly i have but one star to give.

i mean this has everything; saul, tobias fünke! not sure what else i should ask for

i’m only sorry that i have but one star to give

thank you! that’s the same conversation i have all of the time. just effing get someone else. anyone!

don’t get me wrong, i’m not the most proud of jerry either, but he’s not exactly an easy-to-change piece of the puzzle like the actual team is (should be). to you point, yes; yes he’s embarrassing.

seriously though; like a terrible version of terrible.