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She turned to him when she was bored in her relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter.

I never got it either. Like, how did they even meet?? Either way, good luck, you guys.

You know, I’ve never got the whole JTL and JB relationship. I never saw a chemistry between them (ok, like I’ve get that I’ve never met them), but their relationship seemed off to me. I also heard that there were problems before they even got engaged. Anyway, whatever, good luck to them but color me not surprised.

“I have a granddaughter now I’d like to see as much as I can. I don’t want to spend my life on the road.” Jesus, that is heartbreaking. RIP Mr. Petty.

Whoever plays Elise should be convinced that It’s The Nineties! at all times, despite when this show takes place.

Not to mention a lot of traveling. If I had to travel for work as frequently as she does I’d probably find monogamy difficult too.

I know right? I know everyone makes such a huuuuuge fuss over her but she’s just about as pretty as several people I’m friendly with. I’ve never really understood the nation’s obsession with her. Could someone please help explain?

one of the most objectively stunning women on Earth

This a call back to Kanye saying Bush doesn’t care about black people. It’s a joke.

And it’d be one thing if he had a rich array of female heroes to point to, but it’s literally just Sarah Connor. In one interview he was comparing their costumes and talking about how Connor was just wearing jeans, which is like “No shit. She’s a pissed off mom, not an immortal Greek warrior. I assume they dress

But the How Did This Get Made? podcast about Mannequin 2 is a classic.

Mannequin 2 exists, just with a different cast. And it is unwatchable.

I unironically and unabashedly love this movie!

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All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

I was at the reunion (which was amazing), and just to answer the question of why this is happening now - It was explained that Mondo Records tried to do a 15th anniversary re-release party but the rights acquisitions and red tape of it all took two years. BUT, it’s happening now and it’s jerkin’

I just rewatched it a few weeks ago. So good, definitely underrated. The soundtrack might be the best part of it though.

All I want to talk about is the reissue of DuJour’s best hit, “Back Door Lover”

Josie and the Pussycats is fun as hell, and way way way more clever than anyone was willing to give it credit for back when it came out. I love that damn movie.

I loved that movie so much. It was fun and funny and probably one of Tara Reid’s last good movies.