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The funny thing is, the Hamilton love affair has dimmed in the years since its premiere. I remember so many think pieces when the taped version first appeared about how it’s dated in the Trump era or that it's somewhat token in its representation.  Its bizarre in more ways then I can describe that it got all these

You mean to say the Emmys are shoddily selected and out of touch? Why, my monocle just popped clean out!

Apropos of Hilaria Baldwin, I dated someone who seemed okay at first but would increasingly talk in accents not his own/use phrases that were from the UK (though mostly Scotland). Unbelievably big turn off. He thought that being a cultural/accent “sponge” was charming. To be clear, he visited Scotland a couple of

In other movie titles that should exist, Fast 10: Your Seat Belt

It’s possible she is having a complete break with reality, and it is more possible that she has exaggerated in her own mind certain aspects of the relationship. But the simplest explanation, to me, is that a manipulative asshole who is in jail for fraud saw someone he could manipulate to his own ends, i.e. receiving

If her daughter was solely responding to the claim that her mom “ghost-directed” her movie (the one with Reese Witherspoon), I get that.

To be fair, it’s not only white female celebrities that use the “it’s sexist!” defense whenever they face any criticism at all. I’ve seen it in “feminist” spaces such as this blog, and in a lot of other places. Feminism doesn’t mean that women can’t be criticised. 

I love Lizzo. Maybe she wanted to defend herself on the internet, and that’s fine too, but.. She could have just done the juice cleanse and not posted about it. Also I know juice cleanses are pretty useless, but I might still do one sometime, like Lizzo. . It feels good to follow a disciplined routine after a period

I’m guessing you never watched Suits. She had a career in Hollywood in her future, with or without Harry.

Ohh so you weren’t ironically talking down “pop” music, whoops.

but she would lose her new audience consisting of “music snobs who can now admit to liking Taylor Swift” as well as the “Taylor Swift’s Music for Old People” demographic! Those of us who fit that category would have to go back to putting her down while listening to “Bad Blood” on the down low

I didn’t know people in 2011 could comment on this article!

Your sexist joke is not only not funny but also is tired and unoriginal. Get some new material. 

Paltrow was the victim; Weinstein was the abuser. There are a great number of reasons why victims of harassment and sexual abuse do not go public, which is why a staggering percentage of such victims never do. Anyhow, however you may feel about Paltrow, don’t lay this particular thing on her. It’s deeply shitty.

Victims shouldn’t be on a time table to come forward about their abuse.  Paltrow was Weinstein’s victim, she’s allowed to come forward when she’s ready.  

Ugh I hate stories like this. Yes, I get the “cuteness” of a couple of toddlers speaking a foreign language their parents don’t understand but...

The most ridiculous part is she needed to call out Swift when it’s just her song in the background. Everything else going on in that very cute video and she dredges up some bitterness over our reaction to something she wrote about Swift.

I have no problems believing the Jez writers get disturbing death threats, because the internet in 2020...but yeah.

Right. Show me the receipts. Show the death threats. Being called out for always shitting on Tayler, no matter what she does, isn’t a death threat. It’s calling out sloppy reporting.

I’ve been writing for this site long enough to know that anything created by Taylor Swift not met with effusive praise means I’ll wake up to an inbox full of death threats...