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I don’t mind/care about kardashians much but they do make me wonder what it’s like to be a woman who always looks pristine. Hair, nails, face, clothes... even when they’re in sweats they look great.

That’s true of every Mad Men character, especially Don, whose treatment of Betty, Peggy, and Megan bordered in downright psychological abuse.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Joan was an awesome businesswoman, to be sure - but a lot of people were very quick to overlook her many flaws as a person.

Wow this show is a who’s who of people who play the love interest for 6 episodes on actual successful tv shows. Hilarious.

Yeah, potatoes and working out won’t change the shape of your jawline.

All potatoes (even sweet potatoes) are high in hyaluronic acid, as are a bunch of other foods (leafy greens, etc). You can get them literally EVERYWHERE.

This is like a really bad prom photo.

She’s never going to happen, I’m pretty sure she knows that. I like her, but whatever it is, it’s done.

I don’t get her appeal tbh.

I got the feeling about 7 or 8 years ago that everyone was trying to make Olivia Munn happen, and she sort of did but mostly didn’t, which is a shame because she’s a goddamn delight.

I had to google this. It’s like the Mount Rushmore of people you’ve seen in other sitcom roles but could never hold up a show of their own (sidebar: I love Mary Elizabeth Ellis, but this is a fact)

My takeaway was Olivia Munn is trying very hard to make Olivia Munn happen. I appreciate the hustle.

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”

THIS ALL DAY LONG.

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

Alright, I’ve been dying to bring this up here since I spent way too long researching this yesterday after my rewatch of the series.

This is the incorrect take

And who wouldn’t take the opportunity to kiss an amazing person like Alexander Skarsgard? He is so comfortable with himself, see the amazing “Beyond the Pole”.