They are almost certainly fine. But if they ever kill a bird in a spectacular fashion, or fall into the toilet after you’ve let the yellow mellow, or come down with a case of fleas that won’t respond to the usual treatments, or refuse to back down from a skunk encounter, or get old and are too fat/arthritic to clean…

I have never washed any of my cats. They seem clean. I thought they cleaned themselves. Am I doing something wrong?

If anything, they’re both Regina George, and Miley Cyrus is Janis Ian.

Nope to Kobe Bryant. He’s the woooorst.

She’ll welcome anyone into her inner circle as long as they worship her, blindly help her career and blow rainbows non-stop up her ass. Say one bad thing about her and there is a special place in hell for you.

Lolwtf Kobe? Next show is Michael Vick is guess?

Every time I read Rosie’s statements about Chelsea being mentally ill and off of her meds, I cringe. That’s not something I want made public (at least it would need to be on my own terms) even as an adult!

Measurements were taken at last Thursdays coven. Sorry you missed it.

Cosmo quiz says I’m ‘really quite feminist’.

I never had it measured. Are we supposed to do that?

what percent feminist is everyone here?

Why would they care? Planes are routinely sold amongst airlines and private businesses so a contractor of the U.S. government is no different. They likely simply bought whatever plane was least expensive while meeting a particular condition or life expectancy target. They then do their own comprehensive look over and…

K.

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

in a competition between me and tay, the only time i would win would be ‘who is most likely to host a murder mystery dinner’

i honestly don’t think it’s that bad. she can buy and drop houses more easily than most of us can even rent a motel room. she lives on a different scale.

Better rapper than Iggy

Yeah, I don’t think she won. She’s accusing admitted comic book nerds of liking comic book movies. BOLD. As a comic book nerd, my response to her final tweet is: I will enjoy it, thanks. And your point?

Did Iggy win tho? Like. If I step on an ant, does that make me a warrior, or just an asshole who steps on ants?