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This is me every time:

Yes. It’s weirdly difficult to find lesbian porn that appears to feature lesbians.

Ugh, yes. As a hetero lady who enjoys herself some lesbian porn, I immediately X out of it if it involves any of the above. Also: licking their own breasts/attempting to lick own breasts. Come on, now.

Nothing dries me up faster.

Porn watching queer woman here. Tbh a lot of the queer produced, “feminist” porn that’s out there (Crash Pad as an example) is incredibly unsexy to me. A huge reason for that is that they do very little pussy eating and tittie sucking and orgasming and a lot of mimicking straight porn insofar as lots of dildo

this.

As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

Everyone, let this show go. Community had an interesting premise, a great and diverse cast, and a very different writing style. They had a season or two that were....interesting and possibly good.

The big problem isn’t New Yorkers, it’s that 40% of people in New York at any given time aren’t from there. You try telling 1,000 Wisconsin tweens that this isn’t acceptable behavior, they’ll rend you limb from limb.

Where is he going in New York? Times Square? If there’s one thing that unifies all New Yorkers, it’s our collective ability to ignore and/or feign disinterest and/or annoyance at celebrities on the street.

he’s a pro, we should book him before somebody else does.

When she ashed into her coffee cup and then took a sip. I died of love for her.

How can you not love Logan? He started auditioning the moment he walked into the room.

I’d also like to take a moment to celebrate Camp Firewood’s new star, Logan.

I also loved Mitch’s sly little mention to Beth. “You’ll run this camp so well, by the end of the summer, everyone will feel 15 years younger.”

i fucking love that they owned all these people being 16. the young girl getting her period and coming out an adult? yes.

Her performance in that series is unmatched.

The only enjoyable thing about is Evans, who is—as per usual—fantastic. Evans is honestly one of the more underrated actors out there. Everything else about the movie is shit.

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”