Good thing I didn’t say she was straight :)

I didn’t say she was straight, did I? :)

And Sandra Fluke, who is gay, uses birth control to manage her PCOS.

If it was a legitimate iceberg, the boat would have had ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Fun fact: using Tinder while bored/on the toilet is how I met my boyfriend.

Married in 2011, split earlier this year.

Not true, you can spread it at any time.

I want to show this to so many people right now so they will stop espousing that bullshit to me.

That was my first thought too. I’m so glad I’m not the only one enraged by it.

Overall, this is horrifying, but the mold patches towards the end was a nice creative touch.

The most entitled little shit I’ve ever met said something similar about me at my old job.

Go Slugs!

Jesus tapdancing Christ on a cracker, dat gif tho

Or maybe you shouldn't judge someone else's grief, especially when you do not know them?

Oh my god... I thought it was Joey until you completely fucked up my mind right there.

To answer Kate's question further and reiterate Erin's response:

LLAMAS ARE SUPER MEAN THEY SPIT ON CHILDREN WHO HAVE JUST FED THEM LETTUCE.

I mean, that's what I've heard or whatever.

It's available on UK Netflix. (cough proxy server cough)

That happens with a lot of the entertainment news sites. Try using a proxy server like Hola.

Surriously!

And for some people, e.g. my ex, they're apparently an aphrodisiac! Like, he would kiss my arms for minutes upon minutes and moan "FREEECKLLLEEESSSSS"... okay, maybe that's what the app is against. I can understand that.

He winked at me once and I pretty much had an immediate orgasm.