Suck it, rest of the States!

Yeah I'm very aware of what it's actually from. I was saying what I thought it looked like.

Am I the only one who thinks that picture looks like a publicity shot for a 90s sitcom?

Oh god yes

It is the greatest. I'm going through a rough break-up (dude I thought was The One dumped me because he met someone else YAY LOVE IS AWESOME), so feeling like Wesley Snipes/my true soulmate Michael Sheen is awkwardly flirting with me is preeetty great right now.

Because of your name, I love so much that you caught that.

It's sad that our standards are so low that this is considered unscathed.

I feel like now would be a good time to brag about how a conversation I had with Colbert inspired a joke on the show.

Must. Not. Feed. Troll.

Oh god, at first I misread that as "Remus and Severus" and was like:

I lost it to a high-school dropout emo scenester in the back of his two-door Honda Accord while "American Idiot" played on the radio. So yeah, you could say I'm embarrassed about that.

Seconded. Hope today works out better for you <3

I DEMAND A GUINEA PIG POST NOW.

UGH SHE IS THE BEST FOREVER AND ALWAYS

Exactly! She's lowered a lot of her music for her live shows now, but that's totally normal with age and understandable for vocal care. I've actually heard that Celine Dion actually takes a full day of rest each week where she doesn't even speak so that she can better preserve her voice.

Yeah, like of course she was bound to lose her whistle register, but this shift is ridiculous.

My thoughts exactly. Of course this sketch needed some polishing, but it didn't rely on a super obvious joke while making fun of a prominent civil rights activist.

I was actually going to add something along those lines, haha. Liiike, it's actually a little creepy that I'm a fan of another fan's comments voicing their fandom. Oh well whatevz

No, thank YOU