Can you buy a matching wrist-watch version? Because if not they’re missing revenue opportunities.

Suede is on the steering wheel. It was a matted mess, and the car only had 7000 miles on it.

Funny, I have owned a 90s CVPI and a ‘77 Mercury Cougar. They really weren’t that similar.

I want to throw a flag. First, it was chosen for Breaking Bad because the show’s creators were trying to think of the ultimate pathetic ride for Walter White, who was the Willie Loman of high school teachers. This is the best they could do, and frankly, I think it was perfect.

car was always cool but too damn expensive when new

Always been cool. Always.

Plus... there’s the whole “No Semis” thing. But you know... math works too.

lmao at poverty spec.

Bernie Sanders can’t believe we’ve only gained one gear in the transmission in 100 years as he angily shakes his fist at the moving picture box.

Don’t be so sure. Women can generally sense when you own something expensive.

Questions for the driver:

I found her CDL Instructor.....

How did she manage to pass the CDL exam if she wasn’t comfortable with backing her rig up, or incapable of understanding basic weight information that truckers should know?

Let’s talk about the absurdity of used minivan prices. With fewer companies making them, the better quality ones are selling for too much. A prime example is an ad I looked at this morning for a 99 Sienna with 219K kms for almost $5K and a 2000 for ~8K. I regularly see people asking almost 20K for an 8 year old Sienna…

No Takata scandal?

This is why I just boat everywhere. Nothing bad ever happens to boats. Definitely.

This is really interesting actually. I was naturally thinking of performance cars but I think you’re really right about this. Maybe my ideal candidate, if I’m thinking about it like that, would be a 70 Ranger or something.

Patrick, I think you just one-upped Tavarish.

I can see it now, people waxing nostalgic about their time spent as a child in the family minivan and getting in bidding wars over the special examples like the turbo AWD caravan

Well that's... ..horrifying.

Though somebody should write it up as a Bond Villain's weapon: "Give me power over the world or I'll unleash my Flying Crowbar of Doom!"

Bonus points if the guy's name is Dr Freeman.