“Philosophers have been dealing with the problems posed by vagueness since at least the 4th Century BC, because the problems that vagueness causes aren’t limited to the NFL’s struggle with the catch rule. Vagueness also has important implications for metaphysics, the philosophy of language, and our understanding of…

Seb Gorka is the less intelligent but equally as racist and compromised Steven Seagal.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

They fired me as soon as I turned 22

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

Tax every church.
End their exempt status.

Tax his church.

Stephanopoulos: “You’ve been making your point.”

Leading candidate for next manager 

oh man I live in Wrigleyville so not only is my red line commute cleared up, but my neighborhood is too and it ROCKS

Because Havhad is a diploma mill for well connected mediocre ticket punching dickbags and intelligent social climbers grasping to remain in/join the 1%.

Is this the idiots thread?

he only did it because adam lowry’s stupid mom forgot to bring the orange slices....AGAIN

Word is, Keogh, Lawrence and Bennett ordered one last round of pints before they foolishly drove drunk. All three of the pints had a fly in the glass. I guess Bennett politely asked for a new pint. Lawrence apparently picked out the fly and kept began drinking. Bennett pulled out the fly by its wings and yelled “spit…

I heard it is a CIA agent. If there is any agency you can trust it is the CIA. They would never fuck with a democratically elected politician.

He is both a little bit taller, and has a girl who looks good so he can call her. We have not yet established if he is also a baller.

Wait, they can call information CLASSIFIED merely because it looks bad for them and not because they’re protecting us?!

“Hey man, I just wanted to watch the Super Bowl...”

America is like that messy couple that somehow brings every person that happens to cross their path into their twisted ongoing feuds.