This is why my strategy is to never play new games. Okay kid you want to game with me? We can play Starcraft, Counterstrike, or SSB 64.

I’m pretty sure any kid would identify your bogus cheat combo since you don’t normally play that well. I lost to 4 out of 5 one-on-one matches in SSBU to my 7 year-old on a recent Saturday night.

That can cause some good times but also some friction. I never yell at my kids but when he’s fuckin around when we’re down 2-1 in the 78th minute GOD DAMN IT PASS ME THE BALL.

You can stand in and around the Colosseum and admire the architecture and design of it even though our culture is vastly different than it was at the time that building was constructed. It’s just difficult to imagine people of the future standing in a football stadium from this era and admiring anything about it. 

The blogger gets paid to be online.

But you have a long way to go to be the MAX contrarian.

Wow, did you just finish your first Rush Limbaugh book?

Actually the French 9/11 is every time a person puts ketchup on fries. 

Well they also could not prove that they didn’t have weapons of mass destruction. These are deeply untrustworthy people.

What about the bad guys in Air Force One and Die Hard? Were they not terrorists?

For those of you who don’t have cable, BlazeTV is a deep cable network dedicated to fire news from around the world.

Ah, does TSN stand for Toronto Stupide Network?

The monster truck demolition derby in Idiocracy takes place in Jerryworld. These are the cathedrals of the future. 

That means Jesus Christ is getting at least 14 million.

City of love

Dad shoulda wore a Flames sweater. Like go Cale, but loyalty, loyalty, loyalty.

Yeah that’s a good point, only the US professional game. It’s not a hot take though, the majority of people agree with you. It’s annoying that a sports blog can’t write a post about how extraordinary it is for the league’s leading scorer to punch out a guy wearing a helmet and visor and the only comments are “actually…

Yes we see the virtue you are signaling. Since you know so much about hockey, you know it’s part of the professional game. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to watch.

Top comment on anything about fighting on deadspin MUST be someone crying about fighting.

Ryan Reaves has 61 points in his career and no one will remember him after he retires. Joe Thornton has 1478 points. Trash talk is great, but that shit was so weak it wasn’t even worth tweeting.