This is a downer.

It’s a shame they have to wait until week 2 to unveil the banner for throwing 2 TDs.

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

“Doc, what the fuck?! How do I keep having these kids?!”
“Antonio, that’s not how an appendectomy works.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Fun Fact.

After reading the quotes attributed to him, I am fairly convinced that Cleveland Police Patrolmen’s Association President Steve Loomis is actually a bot that tries to aggregate comments from Fox News Facebook posts into something resembling actual human speech.

Wait hold up - police think the national anthem is for them? That is exponentially more disrespectful than any peaceful protest could hope to achieve.

Police unions are run by idiots and cowards.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

No matter how many times it happens, it’s always a goddamn shame when the Browns play.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

To save time, just throw it directly into your toilet.

This is the same force that murdered Tamir Rice and got away with it. Steve Loomis and these thin-skinned penises can rot in hell.

H2k is a winning team, they were the farthest EU and NA team in worlds last year. And have since they got into the LCS been in playoffs each split (i believe).