Not entirely topical, but I will use any excuse to post the greatest Kinja comment I know of

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

someone who knows, GRRM

I don’t think you’re allowed to bring that up anymore.

a jury of Tampa tattoo artists bankrupted this site’s former company

Tampa is not a good city. They have like 9 skyscrapers tops and there seems to be a massage parlor on every block, but they have a Cigar City brewery/restaurant in their airport, so I love leaving the city.

Aw now the other football has its own…

It’s a standard second act setback. One training montage and he’s back to decapitating the ball.

Dodgers and Mets are an interesting comparison. Both large market clubs. Both had owners who were over-leveraged and essentially broke. MLB rightfully pushed the Dodgers owner out, now they are one of the best run teams in the league, financially and competitively. The Mets? Wilpon was a good buddy of Selig. He stayed…

The fundamentals were astounding, though.

If the Mets medical staff were in charge in Barcelona the headline would be, “13 People Run Over in Barcelona Expected to Be Good to Go Tomorrow.”

#raisethecat

You know, when this story first popped up, I was really amused by it, but now the Cardinals’ ability to fuck it up and make it shitty has necessitated an entire Deadspin beat. I have a creeping sense of dread that this is going to end up awful, just like everything else I root for in sports.

My only critique of this: the lyrics are too good to have been written by Phoebe.

Oh, there’s a process? Send the dang cat to the 76ers already!

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

And yet just days ago, the cat was attacking another member of the organization for doing his job.