I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

Ignorance is not supposed to be a defense

Keep away from Ndamukong Suh, hey, hey, whoa oh oh oh!

“Oh....Oh, no. He’s gonna pick him him up! Oh God! No! He’s...AWWWWW BAH GAWD...He choke slammed him to Hell!!!”

Choke the Raven nevermore.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Good thing they still have Bobby Petrino around to clean up any remaining ethical messes.

In the meantime, Louisville will shell out $100,000 per month to interim athletic director Vince Tyra

Yeah, that is some impressive shit. Still just a regular day for Jim Tomsula, though.

This doesn’t make any sense.

Great, now he’s gonna fucking run for president.

I actually have to admire the balls on this guy.....

It has been a weird season, but this actually made things slightly more normal, as it put the Jets in last place in the division.

Maraghy is 26 years old and North Carolina court records show he’s been charged with a variety of offenses over the past few years, including assault and battery, as well as LSD possession.

Shoulda been you Jerry Richardson.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I remember the heartache of the Bartman game in 2003. I thought that was the low-point of Dusty’s managing career. But tonight was a horror show of Lovecraftian proportions; the only thing missing was Yog-Sothoth gargling “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” and driving everyone insane.

This whole taking a knee thing has gotten out of hand.

“Thanks Obama.”

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.