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“Douche” Bag Work. Would be more fitting.

Well, I’m a Bills fan, so...yes.

Just a cheeseburger under the table and dreaming...

I liked his delivery better when Bob Hoskins did it for the Pirates.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.

A) The rest of team was shit so placing all of that blame on Kaepernick is scapegoating.

Pig socks are bad, police brutality is not? I’m curious if your moral compass is actually just a weather vane.

So we’re just going to ignore the part about mosquito circumcision and crippled cricket asses? 

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

He could be Terrible Bo Jackson.

Someone else might be available, too.

Starred for posting your extended (and hard-earned) self-pity to the wrong article, which seems very Jets.

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

Huh. I thought the headline would read, “Dustin Johnson Cocaines...”

When he throws it back to the studio, will he use his classic phrase, “Jac off”?

No mention of Jorah?

We’ve heard over and over and over again in both show and books how castle garrisons are huge defensive multipliers and that armies can typically only take castles after winning sieges or the defender giving up to cut losses. There weren’t thousands of Tyrell troops at the sept, and even if there were, there’s no…

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.