Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

Mmmmm that’s some good Week 1 Kinja

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Yoenis Cespedes Punctuates Start of Exclamation with Tremendous Flip

With this defense, I genuinely wonder how many games Tebow could win with them this year.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Safe to say he might be experiencing some Malayse after this one

Goths prefer Roman wine?

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

I’ve had sex in less time than Ledecky’s margin of victory. And just like the Olympics, it happens once every 4 years.

Awesome story, and I’m glad that you landed on your feet because you deserve it, my man. I actually emailed you for advice more than a couple of times while making your pulled pork recipe (still my go-to for most parties), and you emailed me back personally and you couldn’t have been nicer and more helpful. Corny as…

[choked up]

I don’t remember who first told me this story, but I remember that upon hearing it I thought, “That Burneko. He’s one of Us.”

Put up a GoFundMe page, or whatever else people use. It honestly works for everything else.

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