Savage living up to his name just as he takes the field.

That, apparently, they’re all going to beef it this year.

I think the last time I enjoyed food this much was probably Christmas Day 2012, which, incidentally, is the same day I ordered a bucket of chicken from Popeyes after taking two hits of acid.

Fuck, man. Can 2016 just stop with the tire fire?

I think for business, economics, and scientific fields (social sciences not included), majors are absolutely necessary. Otherwise, a good education matters less on the major and more of the backing behind it- coursework, work ethic, on-the-job skills. Something like St. John’s College, where the major is Liberal Arts…

I had someone ask me at a sub shop once if we could make her cheesesteak vegetarian. The cook heard this and had the look of his brain short-circuiting.

Chris, I’m digging the meatballs and butter, and your Pate recipe has gone into the family cookbook. God/Allah/Vishnu bless you for doing the Lord’s work.

I agree, but where is being hit by a car?

That is a shit-eating grin for the ages.

Is this the first Adele reference in the college gameday signs?

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Too Soon?

It looks like she’s still married to him.

Mcshay’s getting a ton of heat here.

For some reason, I am a fan of this sign.

How’s Ferguson?

It’s like he’s spewing hate-diarrhea just to stay relevant. Fuck Huckabee with a broomstick.

good kinja. Very good kinja.

Technically, I’d have raised it to DEFCON 3. That’s one mildly angry Harbaugh.

Grade A Asshole. It’s going to look really good when he’s found guilty and chucked into prison.