As a staffer in the Senate, I didn’t even know this existed until today, and I find it a bit ridiculous. Thank you for taking this stupidity and knocking it down a peg.

As someone who graduated from there last year, this doesn’t surprise me. The hazing part is horrifying, but the class mandated by the school for athletes seemed very uninspired on the part of both faculty and sports team members.

Does compete against said ex in a debate tournament count as crazy or just awkward? Also, the next week, I had to meet the guy she cheated on me with.

I may have one which fits for here:

You call it ruining Easter, I call it a fresh dose of humorous musings from an idiot.

Glorious Schadenfreude. St. Joe's approves.

St. Joe's fan seconds this. My Schadenfreude is at all time levels after this.

DBQ's. Even for AP Euro, these were considered pure, unadulterated hell. We spent 2 months practicing DBQ's for the exam. I'd rather sit in a room with Piers Morgan for the 95 minutes.

I feel like there needs to be an addendum after Baltimore City for Dundalk and Sparrow's Point. It's not OMAR'S COMIN', but more of like Rednecks with Boats.

An MTA spokesperson explained that despite the numbers that the subway is actually improving. To be fair, he's not entirely wrong. Huge capital projects are currently underway for the subway, such as the 7 line extension to the far west side of Manhattan, and the Second Avenue subway line (which when eventually…

Forget the wig.

DX?

Dammit, these scallops and asparagus look delectable. This really is food porn.

This is horrible, and yet I'm cackling. +1

Do they have the Steelers' groundskeepers?

Cue the Kenny Loggins...

The irony of the movie quote and who wears the bags in the movie and in this situation is perfect. So who's Don Johnson here?

GREAT. More for Massholes to brag about.

Organized Crime groups should look at the NFL's conduct as a blueprint for how to turn a setback into a power grab. Not even Josef Stalin or Lenin had it this good.

I have one which may trump: