Is this a reverse migration of insanity from America's penis?

Not only was the sportscast a great tribute, but Olbermann's two stories about professional courage beforehand- the one where Stuart Scott was nearly yanked off the air for "not being understandable" and the last time Olbermann co-hosted an event with him last year- added some fresh context (especially with the first…

My only reason for keeping College Gameday is that there needs to be some sort of program for non-SEC schools. Revert to the two-hour format, go back to the old theme song (I can't fathom why they wanted to change it), and build on the narratives surrounding where they visit. I somewhat enjoy the mascot heads, so…

Naptime Flashmob- sounds like a ska band.

I was going to say it was rather Grizzly.

Rage of the Harbaughs.

I have a suspicion that this went to all siblings, which just makes this more weird. I can't completely confirm it though.

From a relative that would have just given you cash if they hadn't thought, at least a little bit, that you'd use cash to buy drugs.

Detroit Butteaters, Roger Goodell, "The Bud Selig Experience," Floyd Mayweather, Donald Sterling, and Daniel Snyder. It's a lot, but all of these rose to HOF levels of WTF-ness this year.

New Yorker Elf approves of Satanic Christmas.

If I'm right, that looks like twerking and Rice meshed together. God, I hate my hometown.

Fair enough. I care about my friends, but usually we ensure they have other methods of transport when booze is involved. +1

Responsibility? I appreciate your caring for your family, but it's Christmas- meaning shitshows are almost obligated to occur.

I mean, the object is to get them juuust drunk enough to go back for seconds and thirds. Usually, the one who remains sober makes more eggnog. We've gone through 4 fifths each of bourbon, rum, and brandy at one christmas.

When you're ready to drink some eggnog, add however much booze you want to add to it. Decide for yourself which variety of booze you go for, rum or brandy or bourbon or whatever,

Breakaway: From Behind the Iron Curtain to the NHL by Tal Pinchevsky is an amazing read for the Cold War/ Hockey/ Culture Shock fan.

Side note: Cymbals? Does Cleveland have a marching band?

Derek Jeter?

Wasn't it also that Mayweather hates Bob Arum? Have those two "reconciled"?

I completely sympathize; I've never liked Arkansas either.