Federal prosecutors are not impulsive in their jobs. If they file charges, they are pretty sure they have enough evidence to win. So Erika Jayne can protest all she wants, but there is likely a lengthy money trail that prosecutors will present in detail.

(Yes, I know, innocent until proven guilty and all that)

Cate Blanchett was robbed. ROBBED!
(Yes, I am still mad.)

There’s a solution to this.

I’m on Trulicity now. I have to be careful about how I eat on the day after my shot because I can get dumping syndrome. Smaller meals more frequently works better for me on this medicine. On Ozempic, I couldn’t eat anything. The only thing that I could really keep down was Coke, which I’m pretty sure was not the…

Beyonce is smart, talented and a shrewd business woman. She knows the queer community loves her so she’s made moves to keep a good image in the community. But performing in a country where being LGBTQ could be a death sentence is a crappy move.

Tim Allen’s Peter Taggart is the least interesting character in Galaxy Quest. Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shaloub, Sam Rockwell, and Enrico Colantoni all act circles around him.

I’ve been on Ozempic for diabetes. Know why you lose weight? Because you’re so damn nauseated you literally can’t eat anything. If that’s how you want to live your life so you can lose 5 lbs., do you, I guess.

So basically nothing because the US health care system is anything but “reasonable”.

She also managed to work in that it could be because of my weight, which is fair

Say what you want about sitting on the tallest chair in the room or whatever, but this is a true power move. You will be on time at the buttcrack of dawn or you will disappoint Auntie Dionne. You do not disappoint Auntie Dionne.

Fair, but I can’t quit my job and still expect them to pay me. If being royalty is your job, it comes with strictures, just like every job. (Granted, some of the strictures are antiquated and onerous and need to be changed, but some are just crappy and stilted.) If you don’t want to do the job, you don’t get the money…

“worth the calories”

before clicking over to purchase a $130 thong with a strand of pearls for a crotch.

Three Man! That was a popular one with my college peers.

Also, in the early 90s the game Pass the Pigs was popular since the company came to campus and gave out sets of the pigs. I don’t remember all the drinking game rules, but I remember “Sloppy pig, take a swig” if your rolled pig fell off the playing surface.

I didn’t remember this so I did some Googling. Meghan, your dad was a dick.

Haribo gummi bears are inferior in every way to Albanese gummi bears. 

Or the sacrifice of career prospects in order to assist a marginalized group in fighting a devastating disease that killed thousands of members of a generation.

None. And in fact it could be a legal liability if someone said something to her as it could be a violation of her husband’s privacy. They don’t have an employment relationship with her; they have an employment relationship with him.

Does she think Randomco calls the wife of the middle manager who was fired for banging…

I am so done with the “We put our lives on the line every day” bullshit from law enforcement, when they balk at actually doing it when children are being slaughtered. You want to act like you’re superheroes who deserve a different level of acceptable level of force, but refuse to actually do your jobs when that level…

The ChiChi’s in my college town in the early 90s didn’t card for alcohol sales when it first opened. So it was a favorite.