And don’t forget, frigid.

Thanks for noting that this person is the quintessence of whiteness. I felt it was not politically correct to say that but then I remembers I don’t give a fuck.

I don't even know who this person is, dare I say we should all kill ourselves for talking about her?

This brand is for frigid and slightly (or very) overweight white women.

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Just when I thought I was so hardcore nothing could make me go ewww anymore. My 27 years in this planet didn't get me ready for this...

The pants I'm wearing right now are a little smelly. I biked with them this morning. They are getting hard and taking the shape of my buttocks. I hope to wear them at least 20 more times before I wash them AND it's my birthday.