Right before she starts dragging her uterus across the carpet.

Bill Gotherd, the dirty old man who founded ATI, likes his women with long, curly hair. So they get perms.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

Hella is actually hella old. From 1998. When you were (probably) a kindergartner. *Insert hella old joke*

Hella is legit.

I can't with celebrities who trademark and sue over phrases they certainly didn't originate like "this sick beat". As far as I know Peaches Monroe coined the term "eyebrows on fleek" in a vine video. But I'm pretty damn sure neither of those two came up with it anyway.

Hella is old slang, so I'm ok with it. Fleek though. Fleek needs to fuck off.

What the fuck is fleek?

I look at the shirt, think "Frankie Say Relax" and realize some things never change.

I'm holding out hope that comment was aimed at Kristen Cavallari and Jenny McCarthy.

Someone else said it best, "leave it to kanye to make a story about Nori, all about kanye".

They cry too because they have nothing better to do than fuck with you. Babies do not give a shit about you before they really start to learn empathy, which is around 3.5 to 4 years old. They are shocking little assholes for a long time.

So impressed with Bell right now!

The image of him reading Twitter to her as a bedtime story is glorious.

Except the relationship portrayed as a "BDSM" relationship in the book/movie is not even close to what an actual BDSM relationship is like. The book does romanticize an abusive relationship. Do not get the two confused.

I think she's pretty well-behaved for a one year old. Meltdowns are their thing, that's just normal. To say North has them is the same that sayin water's wet.

"It's a very simple logic," she adds. "I believe in trusting doctors, not know-it-alls."

Oh Kanye... Maybe your daughter is upset because she is a toddler. And toddlers doesn't have the patience to sit through an entire fashion show.