HolidAYS!

This shit is tired. Stale crackers taste ironic.

he aint so bad, either

I havent seen that show in years! Is it still on? Didnt Chris Odonnell get "caught" screwing his wife's sister or some shit like that? Oh, and yes, I want to see that episode...I think it would seriously drive home how "normal" some pedos actually look to see this guy getting caught

"cuntbag". You so gangsta. Write us an essay about how you'd do if you werent a dumbass slob. Begone troll. Should have just clapped "yay!" about how you'd live your life if you had one. My bad.

so in response we get a hypothetical rundown of what you'd do in your imaginary interesting life? Spare me, you judgmental cracker

methinks thou dost....

kanye sticks his fist up there and works it like a muppet

its real easy to make hypothetical "if I..." statements. They help nobody except to enable the people who make them to feel superior.

Does anyone else notice that Kim K has an asscrack longer than the length of wrist to shoulder?

seriously. "DJ mustard" is completely cringeworthy lame. I also think "iggy Azalea" is embarrasingly lame. For reals, Fergie is the original lame-name and while it is stupid sounding, she has rights to it. This whole video is like trying to face-kick iggy azalea and I dont think fergie should have bothered

i think she is probably a really awesome person in person. She put up with that aspie will-im-not rocking the baby wipes and all. I do not get the impression that nikki minaj is a genuinely nice person in person- i think she is probably a self-absorbed cunt. And iggy azalea is just too phony all over- she is like a…

oh hell no this shit aint rap! do people really think so? even jiggy assailya? because this shit aint rap its stupid pop right? right?

i loved some of them clothes!!! the shiny ones!

por que. Huge is muy bueno

yo, it was DJ mustard on the muerta bus with the nauseous old beats. Clue champion in da hauuuse.

they are dynamically fucking while this picture was taken. Because breeders

Get rid of the annoying bitch, trap rap, and just have lil john saying "shut the fuck up".

i cant wait until ass pictures are boring and passe' and spread-cheek browneye (or bleacheye...I say call them 'stinkeye') selfies become the rage

thank you. I tried once for my out-of-town man while I was half in the bag and fell into the wall and pissed off my naynays