i was just about to go buy me some flax flour and castor oil - I have celiac and I hate it- so I "modify" (ie: cheat) all the time- I refuse to be any more fucking "special" than I have to be and to me that means shutting my goddam hole when nothing is gluten free as a guest and freakin eating as little as possible.…

praise him

this whole family - even a wedding- is all about sticking dick in unshaved vag, And kirk loves it- thank god there are more duggars to dig. Im SO GROSSED OUT.

give good BJs and all will come to pass honey

this one above is the one...she knows she is pretty, hates her husband, and she gonna break out!

when you are a gay boy in the Duggars, your dad has been fucking molesting you with his eyes and probably in secret for years

the bitch can do a demo...her freaking uterus is hanging down to her damn knees.

not when you see your parents eyes in the thicket of christian pubes

its like all the parents think about is dick and vag!

see what I mean? your parents monitoring where your bush lands during a fully dressed hug- its so fucking gross and perverted. I hope both parents get dumped in a shitty nursing home and lie around naked in their own perverted shit all day.

when the bride here refuses to kiss the doofus groom in public, I smell some fundamentalist revulsion. I hope she runs the fuck away- she can stay with me and ct her hair, wear what she wants, fuck anone she pleases (safely) and live her fucking life. That wont happen. I think she is so unhappy...i hope she goes to…

ok this has been bugging me for awhile- I just can't answer this on my own...does ANYBODY else find it exquisitely creepy as fuck that these people are like utterly obsessed with their children (and everyone else) genitals and when that junk gets stuffed with penis, juiced, and etc- am I fucking crazy that every time…

xr

It stands for "men's right's activist"- I looked it up for us. It is shorthand for "butthurt misogynist"

Once a patient came to my department from the ER for tests and was pretty psychotic- was having auditory hallucinations- he insisted he had killed his wife and he was really upset. He said nobody listened nobody would listen to him. I said "I am listening and we will tell the doctors as soon as I am finished" He would…

the fact that people are bitching on here indicates every cock was viewed and they are STILL on the site. I mean, if Gawker is blocked, its probably a good idea not to be looking at all of "Gawker media" amirite?

SFW.

I love that your avatar came straight from the glory hole

ken jeong has no discernable dick...but I still love him