You do realize the words "dick" and "crotch shot', coupled with your insistence on visiting sites for entertainment during work hours are what will get you fired...don't try to blame the freaking writers on here! Grow up and do your job- look at dick off the clock like the rest of us do

Someone's pants are in flames

so so shocked (scroll...scroll...)

yoh my gawwwd- this, AFTER you looked at every peen?

i will see my buzzkill ass over to the bar, now

right? Ive said it before, I'll say it again- Amanda Bynes is a huge opportunity for mental illness awareness to become mainstream. Amanda Bynes is a paranoid schizophrenic, and I will put up cash money on it. "Bipolar" is an overused diagnosis- just ask Johnson and Johnson who paid a BILLION dollar settlement for…

i never get "harassed" maybe because when I say no, I look at the cashier, I guess i always say "oh, no thanks girl" and am like, friendly about it? Because if it were me and some bitch briskly blew me off in a self-important way Id totally keep asking her just bc i think she's a fucking bitch and I hate her.

she is fucking boring...and she can fuck off with her "free" twitter advice. Bitch please.

do i want to know more? for fuck sake Im following arguments about a fraudulent sex menu and arseholes...yes, inquiring minds do want to hear that shit

both of you, feathers in arseholes so you cant talk no more

jesus fucking christ, how often does she get to trot that shit out with pride? like fvuckin never unless she is a total dingwad and announces her educational -accomplishments at like 7-11 or the gas station. Leave her alone- for the money she spent she can brag on her useless degree on jezebel and you leave her alone,…

because his music doesnt suck and hers does

Because she is a poser and a phony? The bitch bought herself a black ass to go with her nasally black'cent. repeat what I just wrote three times- "this chick bought herself an ass so she would look like a white hottentot venus"

miley cyrus needs to be burned with fire. I tell you this, if some tongue sticking hyperass loudmouth asshole like her got within 2 feet of me during my club years i would have totally choked her ass out and put my cigarette out on her forehead without ever missing a convo, shot or line. #80s

I'd pay good money to see him get a beatdown from this guy

bitch been injected more than trainspotting. I find this entire family so repugnant. I cant wait till the aftereffects of all this collagen starts showing- I hope her lips fall off and they have to transplant her anus to her face

right??? rich people also sell stained bathrobes stolen from a hilton hotel in wichita and burnt cookwear at their garage sales (true story)and ask exorbitant prices. they have no shame.

alternate response: Sorry, we dont perform coffee enemas here.

well a writing gig is what it is...im all about that cash, myself. So glad you didnt pick the doucheweasel faced douchebro option.

the J peterman artisanaL bullshit- now I cant stop peppering my own bullshit with artisanal - its alive!