I’m hoping he has a stroke in the middle of one of his rallies, not something that happens late enough that we have to wake up for it. Live tv, baby. Preferably immediately after he goes full tilt batshit in front of an evangelical crowd and says, “May God strike me dead if I’m doing the wrong thing!”

Speaking of trump, one of these days we’re going to wake up to see that trump has died. That will be a good day.

Lol. Spent a lifetime objectifying women, but look at this tweet his social media manager sent one time.

Of all the post about Hugh’s death, Jez’s was the one I wanted to see most as to see how he was remembered. He has a complex legacy: publisher of some of the best authors of the 20's century, great art, amazing photographers (Annie Leibovitz, Herb Ritts, Helmut Newton among others), insightful interviews, early…

Oh that’s right they’ll all die eventually! It’s really easy to forget that nowadays. Recently it feels like all these cumstains are battling for the spot of chief cumstain like in Highlander but without a soundtrack by Queen.

I think in the case of Jeff Sessions, it’s more the pot calling the kettle white.

I’m 42 now. When will my life stop being run by 65-85 year old white dudes. I thought this would end at some point.

By accusing, he’s confessing. They all do.

Fuck Jeff Sessions. He will not be missed when he dies.

HE HAD A WOMAN ARRESTED FOR LAUGHING AT HIM.

Anyone else wish they could crush the words “politically correct” like an aluminum can every time they hear them for being so fucking generic and dumb?

The right wing only wants one way free speech: They say what they want and we shut up. The right wing knows that their ideas cannot stand up to debate.

As Metallica said, “Sad but true.”

At some point Trump could be revealed to literally be Hillary Clinton and his supporters would say that’s ok because he’s not Hillary Clinton.

Right?? Her looks have nothing to do with anything, but can we all stop pretending that this is some beautiful woman? She has the Trump genes and desperately tried to change that with not super convincing plastic surgery. Why are we all buying into her carefully crafted ~hot woman~ brand?

The documents show that on February 28, Trump—identifying herself as Ivanka Kushner—emailed Linda McMahon, the administrator of the United States Small Business Administration

Well, at least now we know it’s consensual.

I could have lived my entire life without seeing this. And yet here we are.

The best bone structure money can buy!

I haven’t seen it yet, and I haven’t read the spoilers, but just one comment. For me, “canon issues” are a feature.