I saw Boyhood because I like Richard Linklater and I feel like he’s less Peak Dude than a lot of directors.....and was rewarded because in my opinion, that movie is almost as much about Patty Arquette’s character. I thought she was heartbreaking and beautiful. It was supposed to be called ‘10 Years’ (and was changed…

Perhaps first I should write an article introducing you to the concept of a pun.

Jim Cooke does it again.. Stop making me laugh at work, Jim Cooke. Bastard.

I can take or leave porn to be honest. I’m not against it nor do I think it is inherently degrading to women, but the times I do try to seek something out I like I am overwhelmed by how male-centered it is. Not from a principled standpoint, but from an ‘ok this is not hot for me as a lady’ point of view.

*sigh*

: ( Am I a nerd if I thought that was a thrilling tale?

“Twat” is also the past tense of “tweet”.

We’re both to blame.

i may not be the best person to ask - i still pronounce it tin.

What’s your problem with aluminium? Worried it will add some colour to your life?

you mean correctly?

I say aluminium.

Ted Cruz is anti-porn as in totally the opposite of porn in that you will not be thinking about sex if you are looking at him. For a long time afterwards, too.

Like manna from the gods. This is the ONLY funny, good, non-hateful, non-harmful thing to happen in politics for almost a year. I am rejuvenated for the fall.

The fact that Ted Cruz masturbates and procreates is proof everything is meaningless and that there is no God.

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

The fact that you have yet to be smited is proof there is no god.

So, Ted Cruz’s explanation here is that someone hacked his twitter and, instead of posting a long string of tweets admitting to the zodiac killings and paeans to soup, they...liked one porn tweet?

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

I shouldn’t have posted this now I’m scared of what’s gonna float into my replies