Jim. James. Jimsy my boy. You gotta time it so the edibles don’t kick in until the show starts.

Sounds like the Guilty Remnant is back!
Does this mean there will be a 4th Season of The Leftovers?

Gwyneth used to be my go to “bitch eating crackers” person. Now nothing she does seem to bother me anymore. She’s a rich lady telling other rich ladies to put rocks in their vagina, and given the current political climate, that’s not so bad. Yes, I know rocks in your crotch is a gateway to anti-vax, chem trails and…

It’s good for the economy for wealthy people to spend money rather than hoard it. On the other hand, giving it to lying scammers is not the best way.

I did that! It was so weird, just soup cans that bopped a needle when you squeezed them. I bet if I was a celebrity I would have gotten better stuff that soup cans and some cod psych about my complicated relationship with my gran (it wasn’t complicated, my gran was awesome and her only blind spot was thinking I was…

I’ve never seen anyone manage to look quite so satisfied while swimming in mud. I mean, I know it’s probably mud from a artisinal Iberian miniature pig pen on a 300 year old working farm tended by cloistered nuns who all have names beginning with the letter Q, but still.

Y’all know that’s not mud GPal is luxuriating in, right? It’s the flagship product of her new holistic food line: GooPorridge. Only comes in one flavor so far. Hubris & Cinnamon.

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

I’m not too concerned with it. The first reason is that the placebo effect is real: so if people want to believe that some pretty stickers are lessening their anxiety and they have the cash, let them at it.

The man is in his 20's or 30's and clearly doesn’t give a shit. It’s not like this is the first, second, or even third time his mouth has gotten him in trouble. The fact that he thought it was OK to say and to write off with a simple “sorry, but also fuck that guy” proves he’s not going to learn his lesson anytime…

I don’t understand what her facial expression is trying to convey. “I’m so sexy when I’m covered in mud”, “I’m thinking deep thoughts when I’m covered in mud”, “Help me, I’m covered in mud”

Goop kid’s afraid to leave her goop!

Actually I think it’s kind of beautiful. He takes the lord’s name in vain while referring to being a member of a holy order somehow making a person good

He grew up in a $22 million mansion, and is the grandson of a Vegas hotel owner. He spent three years in a mental institution after this and never graduated from his fancy prep school. I feel like this whole story is a sick joke leading up to “he supported Donald Trump for president.”

I’m wondering if this upstanding gentleman kept his hammer past a secret from his wife? Wouldn’t that be an unpleasant discovery about your husband, Subway Jared level horror.

You libruls just don’t understand how alt-consent works.

Until this morning I was unaware Michele Gondry detractors existed.