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Buck up, Sadness. This guy is shit, but the takedowns of Ailes, O’Reilly, Weinstein, etc are making dents in the floodgates and paving the way here. And on twitter some other perpetual abuser from Honest Trailers (IDK what this is?) is getting his just desserts (hoping Jez covers that douche lord as well). It is

this is good. you are going to keep this up? jez should give you a stipend for this.

Megyn Kelly Colors (upper half), 9/25/17-10/06/17 

This is the moment where Mitt’s soul shrivels away like a slug left too long in the sun.

Hmm...it’s hard to be sure.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

All around Bannon’s face

I don’t understand the conservative mind. I think it must be fundamentally different than mine on a structural level.

The problem is thinking people need to either be absolute heros worthy of canonization or absolute villains unworthy of a single good word.

Big Time Dicks is one of my fave podcasts. Joanna and Prachi almost make current events bearable.

ok let’s set it up

Joanna, I’d pay so much to just let you talk at me about ANYTHING.

If each of these 4 new Avatar movies come with a handful of psychedelic drugs, I will happily - nay, enthusiastically - watch them. If not, HARD PASS.

I can’t believe I’m going to say this. She has a fucking point about the lemons. I don’t eat bar fruit or take any in my drinks. Worked in too many bars. Seen too many lemons and limes hit the floor, the cutting board, the drink, without any washing.

He sees you when you’re sleeping.

Bobby, you are doing God’s work. I wouldn’t watch this show even if she had a dog on every day, and I love dogs.

There can never be enough stories about Megan Kelly by Bobby. It’s like cashews in trail mix.