thewreckoftheseaowl
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This. This is the thing my cousin (professional sex-therapist and part-time roller-derby star, which is the awesomest resume I can imagine and who is also my very favorite relative) says: issues with sex are usually just relationship issues that play out during sexytimes. If he’s willing to put in the effort (and he

Ooor, he just has a low libido. Which men have! Lots of men! I feel like everyone jumps to asexuality these days instead of “maybe the man/woman just prefers sex less frequently.”

I think the suggestion that he’s gay is totally off-base. Men have low libidos too, and men can be fussy about sex too. It’s harmful to presume that every low-libido man is actually gay, since it forces performative gender roles on men and women and leads to people talking around or dismissing the actual issue causing

I saw Boyhood because I like Richard Linklater and I feel like he’s less Peak Dude than a lot of directors.....and was rewarded because in my opinion, that movie is almost as much about Patty Arquette’s character. I thought she was heartbreaking and beautiful. It was supposed to be called ‘10 Years’ (and was changed

Perhaps first I should write an article introducing you to the concept of a pun.

Jim Cooke does it again.. Stop making me laugh at work, Jim Cooke. Bastard.

I can take or leave porn to be honest. I’m not against it nor do I think it is inherently degrading to women, but the times I do try to seek something out I like I am overwhelmed by how male-centered it is. Not from a principled standpoint, but from an ‘ok this is not hot for me as a lady’ point of view.

*sigh*

: ( Am I a nerd if I thought that was a thrilling tale?

“Twat” is also the past tense of “tweet”.

We’re both to blame.

i may not be the best person to ask - i still pronounce it tin.

What’s your problem with aluminium? Worried it will add some colour to your life?

you mean correctly?

I say aluminium.

Ted Cruz is anti-porn as in totally the opposite of porn in that you will not be thinking about sex if you are looking at him. For a long time afterwards, too.

Like manna from the gods. This is the ONLY funny, good, non-hateful, non-harmful thing to happen in politics for almost a year. I am rejuvenated for the fall.

So, Ted Cruz’s explanation here is that someone hacked his twitter and, instead of posting a long string of tweets admitting to the zodiac killings and paeans to soup, they...liked one porn tweet?

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

I shouldn’t have posted this now I’m scared of what’s gonna float into my replies