Thought it was a Mitsuoka for a minute

Welcome to a whole new life, Amber! Here’s to life only getting grander from here. You rock, girl! <3

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

Youabian Puma vibes

Maybe, but it’s still pretty lazy to use 3 year old pics for an ad on a multimillion-dollar car. I put more effort into selling $500 crapboxes. :)

If you’re trying to sell a car on the internet for $2.4 million, hire a fucking professional photographer to capture the car for your listing. This magnificent car looks like a pile of dogshit because this cheap bastard didn’t feel like having the car trucked out to a gorgeous location for a pro snapper to capture its…

I can take a lot of crap. I have taken a lot of crap in my life. The experiences that still get me are the homophobes and transphobes I run into on Facebook Marketplace...and, well, life.

Anywhere else it’s just sparkling stellantis. 

The OBS stepside bed paired with the square body cab just looks like shit to me, I don’t understand how anyone could dig that look. 

Unless you’re starting from NorCal, then you would take “I-5". It’s only “the 5" if you’re coming from SoCal. :)

Now you can smell all the poop without smelling car exhaust. 

“non-existent” is another good one. 

People will definitely start noticing the Model 3 Mars Habitat Module panel gaps when they let all the oxygen out and all the radiation in.

The engineers pointed out the problem to management once.

Wow that’s a funky looking bike... Maybe you should proofread your AI a bit better...

The Grilled Cheese burrito was the best thing Taco Bell has had on the menu in years. You just need to know what you’re getting into.

The solution is to sell the car and get out of debt with a cheap used car she can actually afford. The solution is to not buy a new car, because she can’t afford it. As I wrote in the article.

sure you wanna be signal boosting this guy?

I went to HS in the late 2000s and learned the same. Even got to simulate playing with the stock market.