I’m not sure what the angle of this story is, as it seems almost deliberately obtuse and indignant at the same time, but I feel obliged to point out that the tires only last half a race on purpose, to introduce a strategy element into the race.

Every car can serve briefly as a plane. 

So, that “Built For Any Planet” thing, does Tesla consider Earth to be a planet? I’ve hit water crossings of that size in a Smart Fortwo without losing any parts. lol

Get a grip. BMW turn signal engineers manage to keep it together. Be more like them. 

They have been a feature of my yard for a few years! They don’t get very big when grown in pots. 

Ok, now drive it into a pond and see if you can break the windows while fully submerged.

It looks like rolled oats to me and I was wondering the same thing when I saw nothing in the ingredients list like it. 

ICE car. 300k miles. 100% capacity gas tank.

This article entirely misses the crucial motivation behind the decision: Neil sold his catalog in January 2022 to refinance his life (half the publishing goes to the new owner); he was prevailed upon to stop vetoing such (relatively) lucrative digital avenues of distribution.

What are the white bits in yours?

I’m all for Max leaving.

I read the first half of your comment and suddenly realized...

“No inappropriate behaviors!”

Elon isnt going to fuck you. 

I’m sorry you feel that pointing out reality is somehow me crying. In fact, it seems like you’re projecting, and it is actually you who cry whenever Musk is rightfully criticised. It is plain for everyone to see that you have nothing to offer in your pathetic attempt to defend your hero.

Tesla isn’t a car company with a side hustle, it is a hustler company masquerading as an automobile manufacturer. I wish it would just hurry up and finally Enron itself.

Eh it’s no Project Binky.