Eels are delicious fish, many millions of people around the world agree with me. 

I’m pretty sure reading those slides killed more brain cells than a weekend of binge drinking.

And Shaggy got it from Eddie...

I love a good green paint color!

I prefer refrigerated pickles and I eat them a lot, but usually I get Claussen or Nathans. The Grillos look nice and I’ve tried them at least twice only to find them a bit bland and not very crunchy. If I had to guess they don’t use any calcium chloride or other additives (see Ball Pickle Crisp for home use, that shit…

Imagine how much happier they would be if the incels just got together and started blowing each other...

Any time you hear the term “carbon credits” you can guarantee you’re dealing with a scam. 

Enjoy your fleet of 100 Changli’s!

I think you mean mail order bride, not courtesan. That still leaves Melania at the top of the turdpile. 

I too thought for a second, holy crap he’s rocking in an LC 500?!?!

Isn’t taste like 80% derived from smell? While the smoke and sizzle is a bit performative it actually changes the taste of the end product. 

fuckit who care deleting

It’s always not-Friday on some other planet in some other galaxy!

There are no new compact pickups for sale in the US. The Santa Cruz is the closest but it’s not a pickup truck, it’s a `camino/ute. 

The only good Brach’s jelly beans are the black licorice, fight me. 

Definately needs a stop in Baker so people can try the land crab. 

<insert Simpsons monorail meme here>

After seeing the word claggy I can only hear your comment in the voice of Prue Leith now.