I’ll counter that Franks or Crystals is crap for general consumption compared to Tapatio or Cholula, unless you’re just looking for color tinted acidity. 

You forgot the HD wood molding, oh wait that’s the special stuff saved for production vehicles. 

I like this bee lawn idea, and a good extension is planting native to your area pollinator attracting perennials / shrubbery. Easier said than done is some areas but it’s a project I’m working on for my own yardage. I have no need for lawn but I’m still trying to find native low growing plants to help green up the…

I call that incident indirect homicide, and that’s not counting untold patients that had an earlier death than might have otherwise happened with a proper test, that leads to diagnosis and treatement. 

Clippy was the first thing that came to mind seeing that image...

You need to take the next step, try bottarga, dried mullet roe. It’s fucking amazing. 

These all sound like perfect applications for subbing in preserved lemons. 

I want one of those scales! Egg-cept I usually buy jumbo eggs that go to 11 (x3). 

This person deserves to have all of their “natural vanilla flavor” derived from castoreum.

Congratulations on having no comprehension of what I wrote, go fuck yourself and your own shit take.

Insert joke here about Rock punching down at someone with a medical condition and Smith showing him how to punch up.

Yes, the same is true for beets, carrots, turnips, rutabagas, etc. if you find them with tops. I will often buy beets that have nice greens and use those immediately in a soup or simple saute with butter and sliced onions, and then keep the beets around for a while until I find a use for them. One stand at the…

I was going to post the same thought...

Roundyround racing is boring AF to watch, including the Indy 500. Indy street circuits aren’t that great either but better than ovals rovals or semi-circular things with a chicane (does Indycar even have any of those?), but generally just holding a left turn. The few road courses on the schedule seem to be the only…

What no surströmming, durian for fully mature epoisse? 

I was going to be mildly annoyed if the best answer of “drink it straight from the jar” was missing, well now I don’t get to be annoyed.

Skip this and find a good dandan noodle recipe. Granted authentic doesn’t have peanut butter, but muricanized versions often do and half natural peanutbutter half tahini is usually pretty good, if less than authentic.