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Somtimes I lay awake in bed at night contemplating hererotic M-theory and brane cosmology and how oversimplified the common understanding of the “big bang” and inflation therory are ... then eventually I fall asleep being thankful theoretical physics and general cosmology are just interesting thought topics and not a…

Two doors is the correct number of doors! But I still yearn for a smallish extra-cab behind that bench seat just for the more secure/weatherproof storage. Full quad-cab is just more than I need and have to sacrifice bed length because of it generally. That and modern trucks are just too damn big.

Shut your mouth Mazespin.

Hint - he’s lying to cover his own ass. 

One of my long favorite little hidden gem shops is a “Russian” deli/bodega/restaurant. I stopped by a week ago to pick up some of my favorite foods and check in on the people who own/work there, that are all Ukrainian. They’re immigrants to the US from the former Soviet Union not technically “Russia”. For whatever…

More like a Sonic ice nugget

You should have quoted his interview where he said he’d rather have come in last than first, because expectations are so night now. I do hope he has a really good season, would be nice to see more Papaya Orange on the podium again. 

That’s three too fucking many. 

First, fuck aprons.

This isn’t even a new concept, I had something very much the same at least 20 years ago. I doubt this new POS works any better than the old POS. I call bullshit. 

Many doctors (particularly men) already try to dissuade or refuse to do hysterectomies or tubal ligations particularly if they think the woman is “too young” or hasn’t had any kids yet. 

I’d argue whipped salted butter in a tub isn’t “real” butter...

Having grown up in the greater Chicagoland areaburbs, technically one-ish township away from Elgin, we always had the longer sticks. After migrating to California I’ve had to put up with the shorter fatter sticks and I would pick the longer sticks if I had a choice. The longer Elgin style come to room temp faster, are…

This is the correct take, if you’re using a premade tea bag you already failed.

There’s nothing like the thunder of two nitro dragsters going down the track at full throttle... except FOUR WIDE races. I’ve been to plenty of traditional side by sides and yes it’s a fucking amazing experience but someday I need to see what a top fuel four wide pass is like in person. 

For a breakfast scramble or something similar I’ll take Soyrizo over the shitty quality red tinted pork gland paste most commonly found in my grocery stores. Real fresh chorizo (any one of 5 or 6 varieties usually in the meat case) from the mercado is something completely different and awesome.

Did you skip the day class went over Klingon anatomy? (hint double dicks/vaginas).