He’s always sounded like that. It’s just that now people have caught on to his act. Depp used to fancy himself as a true artiste. Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this.

Right?! And then the lovely emo / pop punk boys arrived, murderously angry at women. And the allegations from that era are only JUST starting to trickle out...

If I had a nickel for everytime there was a guy that all women hated, and all men loved and didn’t see what the problem was, I’d have a lot of damn money.

I’ve only sort of realized how absolutely gross being a teenagers in the late 90s/early 00s were. With dicks like Adam Corolla, Girls Gone Wild/girls making out for men’s entertainment, heroin chic models, etc, I know I spent a loooooooong time unconsciously internalizing some really shitty messages.  It’s no wonder…

Adam Carolla is the VERY DEFINITION of toxic masculinity.
And just think about all the relationship advice he was shilling out on Loveline in the 90's-00's.

Get to the reactor.

Dammit, beat me to it. I was just about to say “sonofabitch, that’s Quatto.”

How about the reliable heart of a space dog? Wookiees live over 200 years!

OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIND, QUAID

the “reliable heart of a dog”

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

If it is Chris Hardwick, I agree, fuck him. That’s a horrible thing to do. But don’t say it’s nerd culture because it’s not... it’s the entitled culture, which can overlap, but it’s important to know there is a distinction there.

Hey man, if you just rape the girl of your dreams, she will fall in love with you!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Well, right now, they’re teaching kids that the Transatlantic Slave Trade was actually a “guest worker” program, so nah. We’re not big on education here.

Not mentioned in this story is the mural of Trump erected in the Brownsville, TX, detention center. The Trump brand is getting more and more scary.